How To

No, we aren’t going to teach you how to masturbate. There are tons of resources out there for that — I’m going to make a list as soon as I have a moment.

What we are going to teach you is how to play along with NaMaMo. The rules are simple and easy:

  1. You commit to masturbating once a day (masturbation is defined however you like; days are defined by the traditional calender) for the month of May.
  2. You commit to creating some sort of art form based on your experience. This can be anything and everything. Photos, poems, stories, sculpture, dribble art, wet spot art, sponge art. Whatever you like.
  3. You commit to posting a comment on each day’s post. You can either put your art in the comment or include a link to your art that’s hosted elsewhere (blog, photo site, etc.)
  4. You commit to having lots and lots of pleasure and sharing it!
  5. You understand that all those rules above are really just guidelines. If you don’t masturbate every day, we won’t beat you with a ruler (unless, of course, that will help you with the masturbation part!).
  6. You are welcome to post anonymously or to give your real name. We don’t care as long as you’re enjoying yourself.

Ready to get down and dirty for the month of May? Just sign your name below. Then come along and play with us every day!

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6 Responses to How To

  1. Pingback: NoMaMo: Day 1 | National Masturbation Month (NaMaMo)

  2. dorlamoorehouse says:

    Okay, I’m in. Because my schedule isn’t full enough! But maybe this will help me with my Story a Day (www.storyaday.org) plans!

  3. I figured I’d better commit to this as well! Considering I started it. 30 Days of Play! Here I come!

  4. Mick says:

    OK, breaking the rule, right off the bat. At my age, once a day for a month is, well, a fantasy. Which I guess is all right given the forum.

    I did not know I was sexually attracted to shoes until I saw the “spread joy” picture with those fabulous plaid shoes. Color me surprised !

    I may not make the once a day for a month, but “just for today” I am good.

    Blessings

  5. Yum, I love this. Specifically, I love the spotlight on masturbation, and your open definition. This morning was like this: from soft sleep to warm arms, hugs to rubs we knotted the purple sheets. Cats jumped off, then back on, settling and resettling into the blankets our mushing bodies kept rearranging. Feeling my smiling face, opening eyes to your smiles — my favorite way to start a day. A big toast to Pleasure!

  6. sophie says:

    Don’t know about everyday but I’ll try

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