As we enter the final week of NaMaMo, I want to give a wave (don’t worry — I washed first) to all those who are lurking but not posting. I know who you are, so you might as well post. 😛 Or, you can send me your post and I’ll post it anonymously (or under my own name, rather, with your psuedonym or whatever as credit).
Today’s optional prompt comes from MT: Have you ever been “caught” masturbating? Or “caught” someone masturbating? Tell that story.
Putting locks on your doors — or at the very least, handmade signs that say “Do Not Disturb Under Penalty of Catching Me With My Hands Down My Pants!”