Inspired by yesterday’s comments — which were delightfully in the realm of song — it seemed like a good day to follow up on hidden masturbation ditties, songs, harmonies and more. Check out the 15 Best Masturbation Songs and 5 Masturbation Songs from the ’80s for a bit more in the realm of vocal, sly praise to self-love.
Today’s optional prompt: Make a song, choose some lyrics, sing a poem, find your favorite witty ditty and share it with readers. The catch: You can’t be blatant about the topic. Take Chuck Berry’s Ding-a-Ling for inspiration, and sing a song of O without letting us know! Wrap it in euphemism, wit, sly words or even pop culture references that say sex without actually saying “sex”.
Singing Hallelujah! (which really means having a big loud orgasm).