If you’re like many of us, you’ve probably heard the horrors of masturbation, a hundred times over:You’ll go blind. You’ll get hair on your palms. Good girls don’t do that. God is watching. Ceiling cat is watching.
And on and on.
Today’s optional prompt? What were you taught about masturbation? Was it good or bad? How did it affect you? Did you carry guilt with you, but do it anyway? Did you not do it? Did you turn your something naughty into something naughtier by defying the odds (and the gods)?
Going blind, stroke by stroke!
“If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.” ~George Carlin