Toys, toys, toys. I don’t know about you, but all the toys I had in the ’70s now, upon reflection, seem like they were designed by someone with a very dirty mind. The Sit ‘n Spin? The Inch Worm Riding Toy? That bouncy-ball thing with the handles that you rode on (and which I can’t remember the name of)? Slip ‘n Slide? I mean… come on! Dirty, dirty, dirty!
So, how did this one get through the censors? I can’t believe not a single soul noticed that this toy just might happen to look like a giant penis!
Today’s Optional Prompt: What “toys” did you have (or do you have) that weren’t originally designed for sex or masturbation, but ended up being used that way? I can think of quite a few games, household objects and other items that weren’t designed (supposedly) to be arousing at all, but scream sex with every rotation, slide, push and spin…
Sit ‘n Spin, then Slip’n & Slide!
“Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.” ~Marilyn Sokol